in soviet america, flashing a tit might be worse than killing old people. and you'd better watch your language: If the bill passes the Senate, Bono saying "fucking brilliant" on the air would carry the exact same penalty as illegally testing pesticides on human subjects.
in oregon, setting fire to an suv (or three) is more heinous than rape, attacking people with an axe, kidnapping, robbery, or cutting off someone's fingers. then again, this is the same state that wanted to make life imprisonment the punishment for the crime of blocking traffic.
too many cats are illegal. so are vibrators, driving around nude covered in corn oil, and having sex with cows. (ok; those last two do make sense...)
at least you can still play tag in mehrrica.
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