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i've been enjoying the automatic complaint letter-generator.

sample: I am really at a loss for what to say in this letter, other than to convey my shock. Here's the story: M. Fletcher insists that the sun rises just for him. This fraud, this lie, is just one among the thousands he perpetrates. He believes that arriving at a true state of comprehension is too difficult and/or time-consuming. Sorry, but I have to call foul on that one. Something recently occurred to me that might occur to Fletcher, as well, if he would just turn down the volume of his voice for a moment: Fletcher acts as if he were King of the World. This hauteur is astonishing, staggering, and mind-boggling. Still, the issue of what to do about M. Fletcher's lame-brained vaporings is far from settled. The letter you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue. (emphasis added.)

its output is often political, but i figure it'll be useful for trolling slashdot.