spam of consciousness

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pain medication... i'm a little afraid of it. i've not had good experiences. IMPORTANT BANKING ALERT! shit! i haven't balanced my checkbook in ages. superhuge dead nancy has been a little slack on the finances. life is what you make it, and i'm tired of overpriced pharmacy vists. really, tho. i had a cold, went to the doctor on insurance ($20), GOT THREE PREsc(stupid caps lock key)riptions ($45 + 20 + 5 (dr. lion promotes humibid; it's a great de-phlegmer)) and a lousy cold cost me $90! before health ins. colds were free! Speaking of suffering, britney and christina's boyfriends are in pain. their mothers and sisters are in pain. their BROTHERS are in pain! send them V|'C0'd1N! PLEASE!

Which is better? Pain medication, or a bigger and bustier you?

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are you looking for mortgage info? no.

lots of fake roleks watches in the spam today. today's forecast indicates cial1s showers this morning with fake $25-in-chinatown watches for $200 moving in toward evening.

is this idea burnt out yet?

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hey now, wouldn't you rather have the option of insurance co-paid meds than just slogging through it because your boss' cheap ass can't buy you health insurance thus you don't even have the option? i must say, i've gotten quite the knack for combining holistic and store-brand, codiene-laced over the counter drugs though.

at one of the casinos here, there is a watch store with thousands of watches laid out on tables. among them, sometimes, lurks a real rolex, and if you are the lucky one who finds it, they will sell it to you for nineteen ninety nine. we like to get really drunk and go there, searchin'. it makes them nervous.

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