meh.

i've been chatting with the bots on hacked IM accounts. i need to get a transcript. i mostly try to out these scripts as what they are; i'm guessing random horny young women just fresh and sparkly out the shower aren't texting me at work, and i'm talking to code. (if they are, tho, i hope they have some insight to $('cube-monkey').siblings()).

geeks write scripts. they know what they're doing, so i always type something with 'bot' in it. innit. the responses have been getting better. at first, the response to any text involving 'bot' ('want to chat? i'm bored and just out of the shower'; 'not with a bot'; 'lol i'm not a bot silly'; 'at least you search fot "bot"'; 'lol i'm not a bot silly') was the same response over and over again. but now they're changing things up.

[aside: eliza! ain't a damn thing changed, really, except more storage. copywriters are the bottleneck.]

geeks write scripts, and they monitor the output. today i got *three* different responses from my hacked-account shower-fresh bot-friend. they still got repetitive, but it was progress. this is the part that's fun. nerds are monitoring the output and realizing they have to deal with users at least capable of telling females from scripts. they're making progress, baby!

so whose im accounts are these that are so easy to get into? how lame is *my* password somewhere right now? my favorite new bot-response is this: 'if i were a bot how could i be sitting here in just this cute hat'. no punctuation; these kids are smart. i think.